If Alyson Footer were Following me

As I tweet THE QUEST FOR 3000 SYLLABLES, one of my goals is to get as much exposure for it as possible in hopes of turning it into a book, a writing job or something to help me earn a living. In light of this, I set my sights on Astros.com social networker Alyson Footer and her nearly 4000 followers. I wrote this song while stocking shelves at Kroger, recorded it and sent it to Ms. Footer. Was it effective? Only my list of followers can answer that question.